miss-doctorwho:

stantanalopez:

i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end

i saw this

so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this

why

wow past you was a bitch

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

laugh-addict:

When you see someone you hate is having a bad day

(Source: monochromewasteland)

taeomi:

if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me

i hope you find $20 on the ground today

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

(Source: foreverlouis)

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES

(Source: moved-to-jackoffrost)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

laugh-addict:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

(Source: estebanjulioricardodelarosa)