Jam

Jam; seventeen years old; Filipino; Southern California; Hollywood High School; awkward; crazy; loud; dramatic; straight-forward; and of course, amazingly retarded. LOOOL! WELCOME TO MY BLOG! :D



poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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wholocked-in-221-b:

the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

PERFECT!
donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.
stoner-fairie:

scrotumcoat:

that pipes a mindfuck


This terrified me for a second
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