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Jam; sixteen years old; Filipino; Southern California; Hollywood High School; awkward; crazy; loud; dramatic; straight-forward; and of course, amazingly retarded. LOOOL! WELCOME TO MY BLOG! :D


jowdeejawsh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

RIP

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

thickneyspears:

When you invite friends over and they eat all your food 

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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spacebabenumber-25:


my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
awwww-cute:

Happy Easter
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