Jam

Jam; seventeen years old; Filipino; Southern California; Hollywood High School; awkward; crazy; loud; dramatic; straight-forward; and of course, amazingly retarded. LOOOL! WELCOME TO MY BLOG! :D



bruh me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock  (via asapkingsofparis)


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discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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astudyinjade:

A dick with a future
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Mark Twain (via sueting)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire)


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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

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tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

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sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

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